You Might Be a Computers’ Support Technician if… you can understand sentences with four or more acronyms in them. you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires. you see a bumper sticker that says “Users are Losers” and you have no idea it is referring to drugs. you know without a doubt [...]

A customer once called our call center complaining about problems installing the software that came with their new digital camera. Operator: What is the problem? Caller: I put the disk in and tried to install it, but my keyboard is inadequate! Operator:  No special keyboard is required to install your digital camera software. Caller: Liar!  [...]